Back in 2007, I could not get anyone to call the Nuts Socialists, or even get them to utter the dreaded "S" word. So I got a little Grizzly Creative and came up with SocialistSquirrel.com and today the "S" word is heard on every media outlet and even on the lips of the Republican Party Leadership! If that is not the pot calling the Kettle black.
Why are Squirrels Socialist?
Well, Instead of just calling these Socialists the million and one derogatory names that I can come up with thinking about their antics, we needed something that fit and could be brought up in pleasant conversation. The alliteration is an asset, but let me tell you why I came up with Socialist Squirrel.
I was trying to think of something that really illustrated the stinking thinking that Socialist bring to the table.
You see Squirrels are pretty adorable with that big fluffy tail and their tenacity to find a way to eat anything and everything you leave out for the local birds. Yet, I will be hard pressed to think of anything of significance that a squirrel does that is beneficial to myself, property or even my other neighbors, feathered, pawed or otherwise.
You see the birds provide a valuable service to us. They work all the day long eating seeds and insects that would other wise spoil our fresh vegetables or steal nutrients from our lawn or garden. So it is really not merely charity but more of a payment for services rendered when you provide seed for your local feathered neighbors.
Our yard cats also provide valuable pest control keeping the moles, gophers and on a good day, squirrels from over running our homestead. So, leaving out cat food is likewise a payment for services rendered.
Yet, I am still trying to think of anything that a squirrel does that benefits myself or my homestead other than filling a cat's stomach when they finally get held accountable for their destruction.
Destruction, that reminds me of the main reason why I chose a Squirrel to embody Socialism. Have you ever had a squirrel get into one of your structures on your property? If you have your probably wincing and guarding your nuts right now. These cute little "for the children" vermit can cause one hell of a lot of destruction! One Squirrel can do so much damage in such a short time that you may just have to burn the structure to the ground and rebuild it rather than even attempting to clean it up! Socialism does the same thing to any infested institution. Now that truly is not "Fair" to you or me! Always is there destruction and seldom if ever is the Squirrel or the Socialist ever held accountable for the destruction they cause. Let's change that!
I must warn you for legality reasons that when you use the term "Socialist Squirrel" (like you may have heard Rush Limbaugh use it on his Awesome EIB network), You must use the verb "Chase" instead of the many other verbs that could have the men in black suits show up at your front door as your winging those Squirrels out your back window just as those vermits are heading for your bird feeder. We "Chase" the Socialist Squirrels out of our Backyard Institutions and Government is the correct phrase-ology. Commit that to memory. There is no legal defense fund.
We do this simply by standing up to their stinking thinking and nutty ideals.
We Awaken to the threat they pose to our backyard, Stand up against them and their ideals while supporting our neighbors good ideas, and step into action to beat them at the voting booth, and in media and in person as the public opinion is formed and stated. Each of us can change the political landscape right in our very own backyard! It is just a lot of old tyme hard work.
Guard your nuts! These Squirrels never quit!